The funniest birthday gift is the truth, sung loudly.
Every friend group has the stories. The canoe. The parallel parking. The karaoke incident. Razzetto turns them into a song everyone screams along to.
Pick Roast as the tone and a genre that makes it funnier: a diss track, an over-the-top power ballad, or a heartfelt country song about something deeply stupid.
Benched
Last place Mike, what a tragic season
Benched your best guy for no good reason
Two and twelve and you still talk loud
Billboard up so the whole town’s proud
How it works
Start the session
Pick the occasion, the genre and who sings it. Two minutes.
Send one link to the group chat
Everyone adds a line. Stuck? We ask them a question about the person.
Hear it, then press record
Two lyric drafts from everyone’s notes. Edit any line, hear 30 seconds before you pay, and it’s ready the moment you do.
Stuck on what to write? We ask your friends:
- What’s their worst habit?
- What would they grab first in a fire?
- What do they think they’re great at, but aren’t?
- What’s the story they don’t want told?
Funny without being mean
Our content checks keep it a roast, not a takedown: no slurs, nothing cruel about bodies or identities. The best roasts are specific, affectionate and true, and the songwriter is told to end on something real.
Pricing
You write it, start to finish. One song, two free re-takes.
Up to 20 friends write it and split the cost. Every friend in the credits.
The group song in two genres, plus a printable record sleeve.
Split it with friends from $5 each, or cover it yourself. Gift cards and $10-off codes work at checkout.
Questions
Can it swear?
Choose “Mild swearing” for a little bite. Clean is the default.
Can I edit the jokes?
Yes. You get two drafts and can change any line before it’s recorded.