A song written by everyone who loves them.
Group cards get skimmed. Group gift cards get forgotten. A song made of the group’s actual stories gets played on repeat, in the car, at the party, on the anniversary.
Razzetto turns one link in the group chat into a real, sung, produced song. Every friend adds a line, the cost splits however you want, and the credits list everyone who wrote it.
Forty and Still Jake
Forty and he still can’t parallel park
Happy birthday Jake, you’re a work of art
Three tries at the curb and he’s proud of it
Happy birthday Jake, you’re the worst, we love it
How it works
Start the session
Pick the occasion, the genre and who sings it. Two minutes.
Send one link to the group chat
Everyone adds a line. Stuck? We ask them a question about the person.
Hear it, then press record
Two lyric drafts from everyone’s notes. Edit any line, hear 30 seconds before you pay, and it’s ready the moment you do.
Stuck on what to write? We ask your friends:
- What’s a night or trip with them you still bring up?
- What do they always say?
- What are they famously bad at?
- What would life be like without them?
Why a group song beats a group card
- It’s made of real stories, not “Happy birthday!! 🎉” twenty times.
- It takes each friend about a minute, and nobody needs an account.
- It costs less per person than a round of drinks: $49 across eight friends is about $6 each.
- It lasts. People keep the link, play it at the party and send it to their family.
Who it’s for
Birthdays, weddings, a friend having a baby, a coworker retiring, a parent’s big anniversary, or the fantasy league’s last-place finisher. If a group of people has stories about someone, it works.
Pricing
You write it, start to finish. One song, two free re-takes.
Up to 20 friends write it and split the cost. Every friend in the credits.
The group song in two genres, plus a printable record sleeve.
Split it with friends from $5 each, or cover it yourself. Gift cards and $10-off codes work at checkout.
Questions
Do my friends need to sign up?
No. They open the link, type a line or two and they’re done. Chipping in is optional, and you can turn it off entirely with “I’ve got the bill.”
Is it a real song?
Yes. A real sung vocal over a produced track, about two and a half minutes, in the genre you pick: pop, country, power ballad, R&B, rock, holiday soul or a diss track.
Can I hear it before I pay?
Yes. Once the lyrics are approved, we record it and play you 30 seconds of the chorus. Pay and the full song is ready immediately.
Who writes the lyrics?
Your friends’ notes do. Our songwriter (Claude, an AI model) turns them into two drafts, and you can edit every line before it’s recorded.