Retirement songs

Thirty-one years of stories, sung by the people who were there.

The cake gets eaten and the card goes in a drawer. A song made of the office legends (the printer feud, the 6 a.m. coffee, the one meeting everyone remembers) gets played at the party and kept forever.

Send one link around the team. Everyone adds a line in a minute. Keep it company-safe with the Clean setting.

Hear 30 seconds before you payTwo free re-takesLove-it guarantee
Classic Rock · sample chorus

Hall of Fame Dave

Thirty-one years and he never fixed the printer

Stayed through every summer, every winter

So long Dave, the office won’t be the same

Hang his coffee mug up in the hall of fame

How it works

  1. Start the session

    Pick the occasion, the genre and who sings it. Two minutes.

  2. Send one link to the group chat

    Everyone adds a line. Stuck? We ask them a question about the person.

  3. Hear it, then press record

    Two lyric drafts from everyone’s notes. Edit any line, hear 30 seconds before you pay, and it’s ready the moment you do.

Stuck on what to write? We ask your friends:

  • What will the office miss most about them?
  • What did they do every single day?
  • What’s their legendary work story?
  • What will they finally have time for?

Built for the office

  • No accounts: coworkers open the link and write.
  • Clean by default, with content checks.
  • Split it across the team, or one manager covers it with “I’ve got the bill.”
  • Add a billboard for the commute home: “Congratulations, Linda.”

Pricing

Single$29

You write it, start to finish. One song, two free re-takes.

Group LP$49

Up to 20 friends write it and split the cost. Every friend in the credits.

Deluxe Gatefold$89

The group song in two genres, plus a printable record sleeve.

Split it with friends from $5 each, or cover it yourself. Gift cards and $10-off codes work at checkout.

Questions

Can HR pay with a company card?

Yes. Pay by card or Apple Pay. For several songs a year, see Razzetto for teams.

How big can the group be?

Up to 20 writers per song.

Your friends write it. We make it real.