RZT-0001 · Side A · A group-written song

Your friends wrote it.

Everyone adds a line. Everyone chips in a few bucks. Jake gets a real song, sung and produced, with every friend in the credits.

Birthdays · Christmas · Retirements · Roasts · Last place

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Dig through the crate

Pick the occasion.

Every occasion comes with its own sleeve, genre and tone. You can change all three.

How it works

Three sides, one record.

Side A

The Session

Send one link to the group chat. Each friend adds a memory, an inside joke, a roast or something sweet, and chips in if they want.

WriterKind
01Maya
The lake trip and the cooler
Memory
02Dev
Three tries to park
Roast
03Ana
Shows up every time
Sweet
04Ben
Same 80s song, four times
Joke
Side B2 drafts

The Lyrics

Your group’s words become two lyric drafts. Every line keeps the initials of the friend who inspired it. You approve and edit.

Verse 1
MAOut on Lake Norman, the Fourth of July
MASix of us sinkin’ while the coolers slipped
Chorus
MAWhen the boat went down, he saved the cooler first
DETook three tries to park it, Lord, he’s the worst
Side C2:41

The Drop

The song is produced and sung, then delivered in shrink-wrap. They tear it open, pull the record out, and hear their friends.

Formats

Split it twelve ways and it’s $4.

You only pay when you hit record. Friends’ chip-ins are charged then too, and you cover whatever’s left.

ALSO FROM RAZZETTO Billboards

Put them on a billboard.

A real board in your city with their name on it, for birthdays, retirements, proposals and roasts. Friends chip in, we clear it and book it. Fantasy leagues get Loserboard: last place goes up in January.

Double Feature: a song and a billboard for the same person, $25 off the board.
Liner notes

Questions, answered.

Is it really sung?
Yes. The finished song has a full vocal, band and mix, about two and a half minutes long. The words come from your group. The melody, vocals and production are made with Eleven Music from ElevenLabs.
Can my friends see what I wrote?
No. Friends see who has written and what kind of verse it is, but only the person who started the song reads the verses. Your line shows up in the song, credited with your initials.
What if it isn’t good?
You get two free re-takes. If it still isn’t right within 7 days, write to us and we refund it.
How do chip-ins work?
Each friend can save a card for $5 to $50. Nothing is charged until you hit record. Then the chip-ins are charged and you pay whatever’s left. If you never record, nobody pays.
Can we swear in a roast?
Songs are clean by default. A roast cut allows mild words like “damn.” Nothing allows slurs, sexual content, or jokes about someone’s health, body or record.
Who can hear the song?
Only people with the link. If the person it’s for says yes on their reveal page, we can feature it. Otherwise it stays private.
Now pressing

Who’s getting a song?

Start a song