Write the board
Start from a template or write your own two lines. Every word is checked against operator rules as you type, so nothing gets bounced.
A real billboard in your city with their name on it, for a birthday, a retirement, a proposal or a well-earned roast. Friends chip in. We write it, clear it with the operator and book it.
Pick one and the board writes itself. You can change every word, and we check it the way billboard operators do.
Start from a template or write your own two lines. Every word is checked against operator rules as you type, so nothing gets bounced.
Send one link. Friends save a card for $5 or more and are charged only when you book. You cover whatever’s left, or nothing at all.
We clear the copy and book a board for the day you picked. You get the exact location ahead of time and a photo once it’s up.
The price covers the board, the copy review and the booking. Friends chip in any amount, and you only pay what’s left when you book.
Friends write a song together for the same person and you get $25 off the board, or $10 off the song if you start with the billboard. Play it on the drive past.
Your league signs the Shame Contract in August. Whoever finishes last goes up on a billboard in January.
Start a Shame Contract Rivalry editionFans chip in for a board in the rival city. If the fund misses its goal by the deadline, nobody is charged.
Start a Troll FundYour league signs the Shame Contract. Whoever finishes last goes up on a real billboard in your city. We write the copy, clear it with the operator and book the board.
| Team | W–L | PF | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kamara Shy | 8–1 | 1,204.6 |
| 2 | Lamb Chops | 6–3 | 1,151.2 |
| 3 | Bijan Mustard | 5–4 | 1,098.0 |
| 4 | Purdy Little Liar | 4–5 | 1,040.8 |
| 5 | Chase Bank | 3–6 | 986.4 |
| 12 | Hurts So Good | 1–8 | 861.9 |
Send one link to the league chat. Each manager signs with their name and agrees to the photo release. No signature, no board.
They are. Everyone knows what last place costs, and the trade offers get very interesting around Week 9.
The commissioner names the loser from the final regular-season standings. The loser gets 48 hours to pick the photo. Skip it and the board runs text only.
We clear the copy with the operator and book a week on a board in your city. You get the exact location and dates, so the league can plan the drive-by.
Every signature is timestamped and chained to the one before it, so nobody can claim they never agreed.
Billboard operators need written permission to show a person. The contract gives it, for this board and the Hall of Shame only.
Copy comes from our templates or passes review. No claims about jobs, families or anything outside the league.
Operators turn down ads with profanity, phone numbers or real-life accusations. Every line here is checked against those rules as you type.
Each manager pays a Shame Pass when they sign. If the league comes up short, the commissioner covers the rest.
Seven days in rotation on a digital board in your city. About 8 seconds a play, all day and night.
Seven days on a premium board facing interstate traffic. The one people text each other about.
Fans chip in for a board in the rival city. Nobody is charged unless the fund hits its goal by the deadline.
Choose a template or write your own. We check it like every other board.
Every pledge saves a card. Nothing is charged yet.
Miss it and every card is released. No charges and no refunds to chase.
Sample boards
Make sure everyone gets to see it.